Thursday, February 7, 2008

Thoughts on Thursday: Handling Intruders!

Today's thought: If there is a scairty intruder Outside... ... feel free to taunt and heckle him.
If the scairty intruder gets on the Inside, look at him carefully.
Try to touch his skin.
Taste him if you can.
Then, bite him in the head.
If this does not work, you may need to call the police.
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71 Notes for Daisy:

Poppy Q said...

Yoo are the bravest cat in the world Miss Daisy.

Banana kisses to miss Pixie.

Another early start in the Daisy Florida house. Have a great day and nite nite from us.

poppy q and mum

Isis said...

Oh that's some good advice Daisy! :) I can't wait to see you next Tuesday! :)

Purrs,
Isis

topcatrules said...

Oh my gosh! You are GOOD!

Gandalf & Grayson said...

Daisy, perhaps you will consider doing an Instruction Manual.

It would be great information to have all in one place.

Parker said...

I think that you have matters firmly in in paw Daisy!

Ramses said...

Make sure you kill it dead! ;)

Alasandra said...

I bet intruders will be afraid to come to your house.

Scylla, Charybdis & Socks

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

wow honey, i will remember if i get a robber to do all this stuff especially the biting his head part. thanks!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Trixie said...

Oh Daisy he is very huge and feroshus looking! You are so brave to taste him and give the bitey. Is he the king of all lizards?

Cat-a-holic, Lilly and Laila said...

You get our vote for the bravest Kitty in the world!

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Wow, that intruder looks very scary, Daisy! Very brave of you to bite him!

Mickey said...

Daisy,that is very good advice :) I am not sure why Mom is laughing. I guess she just does not understand the work we do to keep the home safe ;)
Purrs Mickey

Sarge Charlie said...

Bravery, that is another reason you should be drafted as President, your readers should stop by my place and sign the petition to draft Daisy.

-d ma said...

I prefer to trying to open a spa rather than biting intruder's in the head. Personal preference I guess.

Nancy Lindquist-Liedel said...

That is some serious bravery!!!

JB's Big World said...

Call 911, Daisy! Lizard intruder in the house!
--JB

The Furry Kids said...

Was that guy really in your house?! He's huge! Momma would be screaming and screaming. Especially since Titus would probably chomp on him. hee hee

You are very, very brave, Daisy.

Love,
Tazo

Monty Q. Kat said...

Bunnykick! BUNNYKICK!

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

Putting the bitey on works well. Whapping is good too!

Sarge Charlie said...

You are such a nice cat, willing to give up your opportunity for your friends, but you know the old sarge when he gets something stuck in his head, DRAFT DAISY......

The Meezers said...

whap whap whap whap whap it Daisy!!

Sammy

Mo said...

Daisy, that is one scary lookin' lizard!
You are so brave!

Junior said...

That is good advice! Meowm and I hope we don't have to use it though.

Jimmy Joe said...

Whoa, you are one tough kitty, Daisy. I'll have to show this to Coco so she can help me when we have intruders.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Lorianna said...

Oh Daisy you are very brave! You're also very cute. :)
Love and Purrs to you and Pixie,
Lorianna

Cheysuli and gemini said...

That is a very brave way to deal with intruders Daisy. Many cats would run and hide.

Tamra Maew said...

Giving the bitey is always a great piece of advice!

Tybalt said...

You are so brave, Daisy! I'm sure the bitey did the trick. George looks like he is a little frightened now.

jenianddean said...

I have always found that the "whap whap, bite, bite, bunnykick, bunnykick" method to work best on intruders. But you are so brave because that was one crazy lookin' intruder you had!

-Jasper McKitten-Cat

Kelly Cat said...

You handled that very well, Daisy. Don't hurry into an attack, but when you do, make it quick.

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Yikes! We are glad he is the demo model. We would be very askeered for you if the real thing of that bad boy showed up at your door!

michico*Adan said...

Great Job , Daisy~!
If we can't do anything changes, the best things we do is calling for help.

Scruffy & Lacie said...

Daisy...
RUFF..RUFF...RUFFRUFFRUFFRUFFURFFRUFFFFFFFFFFF...

Asta sent us...WE DON'T HAVE ONE CAT BLOGGER FRIEND.

So we're starting with you.

We do have 2 cat siblings...but they live with our big sissy in North Carolina...that's probably a good thing as we uh...sorta chase them...

Come and visit our bloggie...we'll try not to bark or chase you...

Terrier muffled whines...

Scruffy
Lacie
Babystan

DK & The Fluffies said...

oooOOOOoooo scary! Gung Hay Fat Choy!

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Oh my goodness Daisy, you are the bravest cat I know! Do you think you should have called the police before he got in? Just a thought.

PB & J said...

Daisy you are so brave to take on an intruder!

Lux said...

That sure is a *large intruder, Daisy - the police may be the way to go!

Lois Grebowski said...

You're brave Daisy...very very brave.

Sassy Kat said...

What a good protector of the house ya are! Nice work! Oh happy news!!!!! I am so proud of the mom of the house, even though she isn't feeling well today she made a trip to the post office and your winnings for the Sassy Momo Adventure are in the MAIL!!!!!! I e-mailed you other information but wanted to leave a message for ya on your blog as I am never sure of the black hole monster eating the messages I send out. Hope you like everything in the package!!!!!

Artsy Catsy said...

Daisy, you are a superb security cat! I read once that "Beware of Dog" signs scare off intruders better than alarm systems ... but I think some "Beware of Daisy" signs would work even better!

Rocky

Sunny's Mommy said...

How did that intruder taste? I can't be sure but he looks like he might be made out of rubber and therefore, not tasty.

Princess said...

Hi Daisy and Pixie. I hope both of you are having a very nice day!

purrs

Rocky, Angie & S'more said...

Holy smokes, Daisy! That's the biggest lizard we've ever seen! That is very brave of you to scare him off. We would not be that brave if something like that got in our house!

Love,
Rocky, Angie, & S'more xo

Tyler said...

Daisy, I like your biting face. You seem very serious.

The Devil Dog said...

Wow Daisy, you are brave, to face off an intruder like that. Dad was very curious about what you were doing. He was very impressed by you.

Roxy

dangerkitty said...

I'll bet that intruder will never mess with Daisy again!

Alasandra said...

We are having a spur of the moment party at our house if you can teleport over and join the fun.

Scylla, Charybdis & Socks

Team Tabby said...

No need to call the police, you have taken care of dat introoder very nicely ....errr, we mean, effectively!

Mindy & Moe

Ariel said...

"You Rock Daisy" Kick that intruders
butt...Lol

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Hey somefin duzn't smell right bout dat leezard an we finks yoo know dat already dat's why it took yoo so long to try an bite hims head off. Him wooda been leezard stew afore him efun got a chance to try an climb outta dat window.

Chairman Mao said...

EEK!!!! Daisy, it's GODZILLA and he gotted into your HOUSIE!!! But you taughted him a lesson... Way to Go!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh...we is scared.....it's godzilla!

TT said...

That lizard looks scary, how brave you are Daisy to face him and give him the biteys!

Tripper the Psyko Stray Cat said...

ARNT YOO GONNA BUNNYKIKK HIM??????

DaisyMae Maus said...

You are so BRAVE! I'm furry impressed. He DOES look yummy, though ...
DMM

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

Um, we assume there is a recipipe involfed. Do ya prefer garlic, nip, or ginger spices wif da lizzies?

Beth said...

Heeerreee leezard leezard leezard.

moshix2/aka: sachie said...

Me dig dis a lot Daisy!!! You is so brave to handle intuder like dat!! Those things look yummy though...me hope you ate it and save some for meee...you is awesome.

Toby Snowshoe said...

Whoa, Daisy, you're furry brave! I'd like to meet up with that guy. Did he taste like chicken?

I also wanted to tell you that I read your blog efry single day, but it takes so long to load the comments that sometimes The Blonde One won't let me take the time to do it. She mutters about something called 'die-lup'. I kicked her in the mouth this morning. (She thinks it was for no reason, but it was because she's too impatient with blogger sometimes.)

We all love your blog so much! When The Blonde One is checking her bloglines feeds, sometimes My Scratching Post walks by and he always asks "So what's Daisy up to today?" Even the teenage beans want to see you efryday. You're furry popular around here. We 'speshully like your Sunday Comics. They're as good as Get Fuzzy!

>^..^<

Willow said...

You were very brave to bite that scary lizard right on his head! Very impressive!

Purrrrrrs, Willow

Karen Jo said...

That is a very good way to handle a scary intruder, Daisy. I bet it will be a long time before he bothers you again.

Amber-Mae said...

Oh gee, I don't think I'd put that in my mouth. No way ho say!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

new zealand map said...

These are great pics of a dramatic event! You are such a brave kitty to handle this deadly intruder for your family.

Asta said...

Daisy
You awe the bwavest..If I get an intwudew, I might call on you befowe the police
smoochie kisses
Asta

catsynth said...

Wow, you are a mighty lizard hunter, Daisy.

Angus said...

I cannot imagine that your head-bite wouldn't be enough to subdue such an intruder, Daisy-I'll bet the police never hear from you.

Mimi Lenox said...

You are so my hero!!

Andrée said...

I don't think I would do too well in the South: I am very queasy now looking at these photos of this lizard. It looks bad and dangerous. Did it have good flavor?

Wrigley & Cobalt said...

Thanks for this wonderful lesson Daisy! We don't have lizards here, but we will remember it for other types of intruders.

darlene said...

hee hee, very cute,darn lizards huh....

Kaz's Cats said...

Daisy, that's some very impressive work with that lizard intruder - we're going to keep your lessons in mind for future reference.

Purrs

Gypsy & Tasha

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