Thursday Thirteen, Edition #38: Let's go strollering!
I have mentioned that it has been many, many days since I have been out in my stroller. My Mommie says it is still too hot outside. Here are 13 ideas I have to get my Mommie to take me out strollering again:
- Limp all around and pretend that my paw is sore and that I must go everywhere in my stroller. This might be hard to do because I like to play and run around a lot.
- Point out to my Mommie that taking me strollering is a good way for her to lose a few pounds. I am not sure if this will work, because a mad Mommie is not a strollering Mommie.
- Be on my very best behavior so I can go strollering as a reward!
- Do the "Machine Paw" at the front door, over and over and over and over and over again.
- Make my eyes look really big and sad so she will feel sorry for me.
- Point out all the other cats who get to go strollering.
- Cry in my saddest voice.
- Cry some more.
- Break my harness and leash so that I will be forced to use my stroller to go Outside. I am not sure about this one, because I like to take good care of my things.
- Do a complete inspection of stroller. Check zipper. Kick tires. Fluff up sleeping bag. Mommie might take the hint.
- Do my strongest hoping and wishing for cooler weather.
- Park stroller in front of the door.
- Browse through the old photographs that show me going strollering and sigh loudly.
