UH OH! Craisy is getting a little bit.... CRAZY! She's got me in a HEADLOCK!
CRAISY! I surrender!
Here is a movie of me playing with the leaf. Until I got bored with it.
I will show you the back of the dress, even though there is nothing special there. Except the velcro closure. And my butt. I am not sure if butt is a bad word.
I figured out that my pink flower accessory would make this outfit even better!
Or I can wear it as a headpiece! Now I am smiling real big.
All this modeling has made me hungry. That means it is TREAT TIME! 
Bert and Ernie are MONGOLIAN GERBILS. This means they come from MONGOLIA. They live in SEMI-DESERT and STEPPES. I am pretty SURE it is very BORING there. Once Bert and Ernie got TOO BORED, they decided to LEAVE Mongolia.
So they PACKED up all of their STUFF and LEFT! I am pretty SURE they WALKED because HITCH-HIKNG is DANGEROUS.
When they first got to AMERICA, they went to a PET SHOP. There were lots of TOYS and and lots of FUN stuff to do there. So Bert and Ernie were HAPPY for a while. But then they got LONELY and wanted a REAL family. So they came to live with US!
Now Bert and Ernie are HAPPY all the time!
Ernie has very cute, tiny whiskers. Can you see them here?
Well, both Ernie and Bert love to play with sisal toys and chew them all up. Here is a movie where Ernie used the sisal pieces to make himself some fancy new whiskers!
Some of you may THINK that I just like to PLAY with toys and have FUN. Well, this is SORT of true. But I have a SERIOUS side, too!
This is my BUSINESS attire. I wear this WHENEVER I have to conduct SERIOUS business.
So FAR, I have not had any SERIOUS business to ATTEND to. But I am READY, just in case I need to SIGN a check or SOMETHING.
One DAY, I might be the HEAD of a BIG business! Just like a real C3PO!
Is an old hundred dollar bill better than a new one?
When you think you know the correct answer, press the Answer Button to see if you are correct!
Here, I will show you the side so you can see all the fancy zippers and snaps.
And the best part, the cool logo on the back!
Someone, please hand me the keys and we'll be ready to ride. Um, I also need a motorcycle, too.
If you swirl your paw around inside, it develops a delicious kibble flavor!
