One day, George the Great saw a much smaller lizard. George was envious of this lizard because the tiny lizard had a very long, very curly tail. George had never seen a tail so fine and so long! So, George climbed over his rock towards the tiny, curly-tailed lizard to get a closer look. 
And when the tiny lizard was not looking, George bit him in the tail! This made the tiny lizard's tail fall right off, for of course, a lizard's tail is designed to do so in case of emergencies. Our hero, SuperDaisy, just happened to be cruising by when this happened. SuperDaisy could not believe her eyes! So, quick as a wink, SuperDaisy flew straight down from the atmosphere... 
...so she could play with the tail. After all, it would be a terrible shame to waste a perfectly good tail, especially while it's still wiggling. 
Author's note: The tiny lizard eventually grew another long, curly tail. But while his tail was still growing back, the tiny lizard met a beautiful girl-lizard and got married. This made George the Great realize that the length of his tail did not really matter. It was the curliness that was important.
This is a very fun Meme, and you can find all the rules on Mimi's blog :
I think he likes it inside the Lizard Observation Pen, because I put some leaves in there. Making your observations as close to nature as possible is part of being a good scientist.
Here is a different lizard. This lizard is free. He probably wishes he could be inside the Pen.
Here is a close-up of the free lizard. See his scales? If you want to be a scientist, you must look at things closely. If you click on the lizard, you can see him even bigger!
I have not given up on my Day Spa idea, and I know lizards love hot stones!
I do not think the lizard enjoyed the treatment, because he did not leave me a tip. This idea might have been a mistake anyway, because I like my lizards plump.
I tried my hardest to work things out with the lizard... 
The moral of this comic is you should always read the fine print before you sign any contract. I am very angry at George for not keeping the agreement he signed. Because I had my Easy-Bake oven already pre-heated.
Here is a comic I made about cooking with my very own Easy-Bake Oven!
The moral of this comic is all about truth in advertising. Because I do not think baking with a light bulb is "Easy." Maybe this toy should be called a Dangerous-Bake Oven.
Since everybody loved my Lizard Stew so much, I been thinking maybe I could think of other delicious ways to serve up some lizards. So I am prepared the next time I catch one. Here are 13 ideas I had for serving lizards:
(This lizard on my patio would not even turn his head and smile for the camera!)
And while I was busy negotiating with the green lizard (Howard), the yellow lizard (Frank) climbed on my back and tried to strangle me!!!! It is a very good thing that lizards have short arms or I might not be here to tell the tale.
I tried to reason with the little pink lizard (George), but it did not work...
So, finally I had to resort to drastic measures. I bited George, right in the head! Because he deserved it.
George ranned away screaming! And all the other lizards left, too.
I do not think they will bother me again. Nope.
And I found one! A LIZARD!!! Can you see him? He is trying to run away from me.
He ran right up this little tree. Because he was scairt. Of me!
I leaped after him, and I almost even climbed a tree! But he got away. Rats!
After hunting, you should take some time to lay in the dirt. Then you can think about why the lizard got away, and plan for your next hunt. It is OK to get some mulch in your furs. 
I tried to shake hands with him, but the lizard did not seem to understand that custom. He just sat there. He might have been a little bit rude. I have been learning during my lizard studies that very many lizards are rude like that.
Then, he tried to run away! I am not sure why though, because I was not even playing rough.
But I caught up to him with no trouble. He smelled very lizard-y. Maybe he needed to wash his hair. I tried to help him out by grooming him, but he did not like that. I think this proves my point about his rudeness. I let the little lizard go back outside so he could grow up.
